Posted in August 2012

Picture it and write…fair lady’s reply:

Dear Sir, Please do not be disheartened by my return of this unique and wonderful timepiece.  It would be unseemly for a lady to accept such a gift from a stranger.  It is the most interesting example of clockwork I have ever seen. Do not for one moment think that you are timid.  It was … Continue reading

Picture It & Write…..

Picture It & Write…..

To my love, I watch you walk past my clock shop every morning on your way to the milliner’s.  I don’t dare follow you, for fear of  being shunned by you.  My love for you is great, but not greater than my fear of your rejection, so here I sit.  With my gears and springs … Continue reading

Incredible weight loss miracle!!!!

Incredible weight loss miracle!!!!

Confession time– I am an addict.  A food addict.  That’s no bullshit.  I have been a closet, compulsive, emotional eater for my entire life.  I have struggled with food and  my weight as long as I can remember.  I have probably gained and lost over 300 pounds in my lifetime. I have tipped the scales at … Continue reading

Why are brains so delicious?

Why are brains so delicious?

As I lay in my bed last night, I thought to myself- “Golly gee, I sure hope we get to that Pet Shop Boys concert really early so we can get a good spot, since the tickets were just general admission.” -WTF?  Where did that come from?  I kid you not.  That actually happened.  As soon … Continue reading

Picture It and Write Challenge.

Picture It and Write Challenge.

“Okay, can we have a little more blood, or dirt on her hand, so she looks more sinister?”  “Are we done yet?  I have some very important moping to do.” “Oh for the love of Wayne Newton, you’re getting paid $200 to stand there and play the victim, you little emo prick.” “But I’m bored, … Continue reading

My Cheeky Life……The Art Of Being Marvelous

Now just tell me that isn’t a great book title!? I’ve got goosebumps on my goosebumps.  I think I’m gonna do it.  I have been prevented from writing a book forever because I thought it had to be great, epic, outstanding.  Fiction to make you weep and change your life forever.  Instructions for a better … Continue reading

What a fun blog this is!

Thank you to David from 5 things to do today. This may be the start of something, which you will hear about as soon as I’m done editing. Thanks for reading!

Somebody looks fabulous!!!

Somebody looks fabulous!!!

Hello Darlings! What do you think of my new look!  I mean the theme, not the picture.  This is “Fresh and Clean” by the way, again the theme, not the picture…har dee har har… I will be trying this one on for a while.  I will try not to spill a martini on it, so … Continue reading

Cheeky Diva getting a facelift

Cheeky Diva getting a facelift

I’ve decided that I like doing the blog thing.  Bloggity bloggity blog.  I could do it all the livelong day.  But, in writing, cutting and pasting, pointing and clicking and ooohing and aahing over other blogs the last almost month, it’s come to my attention that while it’s chock full of spectacular content and junk, … Continue reading

Happy 100th Birthday Julia Child!

Happy 100th Birthday Julia Child!

Dear Julia, I’m sure this birthday greeting means nothing to you, because- A. you have no idea who I am and 2. you are dead. But that isn’t going to stop me from telling you from my the bottom of my heart how much you mean to me. Honestly, I hadn’t thought much about you … Continue reading

And now for something completely different…..

And now for something completely different…..

    I have decided to show all doubters  that I am more than a one trick diva.  Today, I ran across something outside of my comfort zone.  Possibly very far outside.  Two fellow bloggers, have given a challenge.- Ermilia’s picture it & write They post a picture once every two weeks.  Blog writers who … Continue reading