Not really, but I stole it from a new blogging pal Ad-libb3d. ….and it got you here, so woo hoo! A catchy title really works! When you have recovered from the life changing post you are reading now, I suggest that you go read everything he’s written so far. It will have you snorting with laughter.
Now that I have your attention, here’s another really awful poem!!! Believe it or not, it’s actually worse than the two I wrote last night, but for some reason, I just can’t stop myself. Come on WP police, shut me down, I dare you. I’m gonna put on my mean and scary Justin Beeber face
and shake mine tiny fist at thee.
Okay, what was I doing….oh yeah….more bad poetry. Taaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaa!!!!!~
To My Beloved:
Me and my husband Ricccoooooooo Swaaaaaaaa-vay
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I wrote you a poem
Oh Yeah? Is it a Haiku?
I have no idea
Buaaahaaaahaaa!! Isn’t that the lamest crap you’ve ever read?!!!!
Talk amongst yourselves, then you tell me. What’s worse? The awful poem, or the cheesy picture–and, are you here because I promised you porn, or are you just a poetry lover?
generally don’t read stuff that promises porn, but I had faith in you that it was only a ruse. love the poem and the pic–cheesy is good
Thanks for taking a look. It was a test, only a test. I would never write porn here–my mom in laws read this! I feel a twinge when I even use a stray cuss word here and there.
ha ha
Bait and switch. Cheeky and sneaky, but totally porn-free
I am willing to bet you got a lot of hits – ha ha
Not too many so far, but the day is still young.
Technically, it’s not a haiku, as there is no nature imagery in it. I have a book of zen death haikus. The introduction is fascinating, and includes some great examples of other monks making fun of the tradition of the death haiku.
Also, that picture of Bieber screams “80′s gay porn.” And it bothers me I know how to spell his name.
Well, I don’t know a haiku from a haystack. My favorite one is
the refrigerator haiku, which if memory serves, doesn’t have any nature imagery either. The idea here is to re-inforce the perception that I have no clue what I’m doing, yet continue to do it. What ever it is. Funny that you are bothered by your knowing how to spell Justin’s name. Thanks for the read!
I’d say anything that leads our young people to discover the fine art of poetry is a great idea. Oh! I think I just implied our young people are looking for porn, and that this was fine poetry. The WP police are going to have to form a coup if they want to track us all down . . .
I would NOT describe what I wrote as fine art OR poetry, but hey, if it gets me a few hits, what’s the harm? I’m still waiting for the WP police to get me for other things.
I was so set on this being free porn that I just faked my way through it. All in all, it was surprisingly sexy…
Ha! Thanks. Awww… not as sexy as my Romantic Monday story The Bonfire Effect. All about star crossed teen would be lovers and their deepest thoughts and fears. So glad you dropped by!
Cheeky Diva = Splendidly fantastic!
The words free porn AND Justin Bieber…you’re gonna get some interesting Google traffic over the next couple of days, I’d wager
Thanks for being awesome.
You are too kind. Thanks so much for letting me steal your idea. I’ll let you know about those Google hits.
Cheeky Diva = Splendidly Fantastic?!- I should have that tattooed on my ASS!! Are you kidding me? I’m almost 50. I have to hoist it out of the way to put on my orthopedic socks. But seriously, thank you so much!
YES! FREE PORN!
Sadly, no porn. Free or otherwise. Made you look.