Today’s Daily Post Prompt was to do a Google Image search on something random, then pick the 11th picture and write a post about it.
Well, while viewing Sons Of Anarchy tonight, my husband said I should Google “I smell like a skank”. After roaring with laughter, I told him about the challenge. I didn’t feel much like writing today, as I have been preparing other posts for next week and wasn’t going to do anything. I won’t have much time next week, but want to keep up with my new and awesome weekly features.
But this opportunity was just too good to pass up. While searching, it came to my mind “What exactly is a skank?”
According to urbandictionary.com, this is a skank:
“Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
You know that girl Crystal that lives in the trailer park? She’s a total skank.”
Thanks, now I know.
My image search, pulled up this photo. That I believe may or may not be Lady Gaga.
Skankylicious!!!!!
Not an especially skanky picture. But, it led to a webpage for radio station 89.3 KPCC, Southern California Public Radio
The article was titled:
You Too Can Smell Like A Skank.
So what does a skank smell like? I was thrilled that my silly search might actually produce an answer. According to the article, which I apologize is over a year old, Lady Gaga will be launching a new perfume. She wanted it to smell like semen and blood.
Everybody else feeling a big EWWWWWWWW here? I must be really out of the loop, since this was news to me. And not welcome news.
Um, yeah. Maybe the next time I get the urge to follow the lead of the daily word prompt, I should ignore it.
To read the article in its entirety, please click here. Warning, Lady Gag-gag’s scent idea is not the worst. Not even close
http://www.celebitchy.com/486/you_too_can_smell_like_a_skank/
My sincere apologies
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haha my random post was so tame compared to the ewww perfume moment!
I never do these, but the situation presented itself. But random, skanks and ewwww make a great combination for craptastic! I’ll have to go read yours!
This one was fun, I don’t do it weekly but sometimes it grabs you
I guess this one did! I have to go and buy some of this perfume. Not!
You never fail to crack me up!!! Thank you for another great post. Do have to correct your sentence though, I know a skank named Crystal and she does not live in a trailer park. LOL Again thanks for the laugh.
Oh! Well, that was actually part of the definition, so you’ll have to take that up with Urban Dictionary. Thanks so much! I’m glad you liked!
HaHa…who wants to purchase perfume only to smell like a ‘skank”? I know that will be one frangrance I do not have to try.
Haha
A post about creepy Lada Gaga is appropriate for Halloween. She is scary. Semen and blood? Oh please.
I concur. She’s almost as horrifying as Justin Bieber–or David Hasselhoff as a former porn star on Sons Of Anarchy. I can barely watch.
I wonder what Justin Bieber’s fragrance smells like? Playstation controller and benzoyl peroxide?
Ha ha! Something like that.