I’ve always thought this was a catchy tune, but I had not seen the video until I decided to post it here today. She had me at the life-sized, pleather clad Sea Monkeys crawling out of the tanning beds (?) on the floor, but when Lady Ga Ga made her appearance, wearing nothing but chicken wire and a re-purposed chandelier, I was hooked! This is some good shit! This is the infinity and beyond of arty farty weirdness. Orange hair, creepy oversized Anime eyeballs and all, here she is, Lady Gaga, performing Bad Romance. 5 minutes of your life that you will never get back. I’m so sorry. No, I’m not sorry.
And here are the lyrics for you to read and ponder. Again, not sorry. Happy Romantic Monday!!!
Bad Romance, by Songwriters: KHAYAT, NADIR / GERMANOTTA, STEFANI
Caught in a bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romanceRah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh–oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby you’re sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/lady_gaga/bad_romance.html ]
You know that I want you
(‘Cause I’m a free bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want your bad, your bad romance
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your love has revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk passion baby
Work it
I’m a freak bitch, baby
I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don’t wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance)
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance!
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers’ revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/lady_gaga/#share
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Well, what’s Laddy GaGa going to do next? She sure changes her clothes a lot. Thanks for sharing!
Lady that is
At least we can’t smell her semen/blood perfume here. Thank God no one has invented smell-o-vision yet!
I love the local Lolitas, because I get to hang out with real life fashion weirdos while rocking my own rococo style. Little old ladies go all paparazzi when they see us. Seriously, I know a few girls that would make Ms. Gaga herself scream with delight. For some more fashion fun, check out Mana from Malice Mizer.
Will do! Thanks!
Ah yes, the ugly side of romance!
Sorry, kept my five minutes and the remaining unraveling thread of my sanity by skipping the video and the lyrics.
Nyah nyah!
Hey, that’s cool with me. You do whatever you want with your five minutes. The assault of your eyes is completely optional.
I am not going to hit the like button because this chick creeps me out. Everything about her. But, she is a marketing genius — I gotta hand that to her!
ha ha-don’t blame you there. She creeps me out too. Thanks for not liking!
i agree with Adam. Crazy brilliant marketing genius. Somewhere out there, Madonna is going, “Damn, wish I’d thought of that…”