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Tell me how you do it
Make me want you every time
You’re sinful and forbidden
Yet delicious and sublime
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To look upon your beauty,
catch your scent upon the breeze
fills me with desire
and can bring me to my knees
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Memories of you I hold so dear
For I have seen you everywhere
To have you all for myself
is a temptation filled with fear
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Some day I shall have you
Consequence be damned
You and I were meant to be
but for now our love is banned
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Are you still with me, reader?
What have I done this time?
I wrote an ode to a cheeseburger
And I even made it rhyme
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This is a Great poem. I am so hoping that there is bacon in there somewhere? ( I kept looking at the pic on top and going: What!?
A cheeseburger can not spur my lust if it is without bacon, so the answer to your question is a big Fer Sher!
I always post a random, wistful picture when I get all arty and thoughtful and shit. So, remember that if and when you stop by again, which I certainly hope you do!
Thanks so much for your comment.
I like it! I googled “poem about a cheeseburger” and there’s nothing but crap out there! You should add that tag and make the world a better place for cheeseburger poem searchers. It should be titled “Not” a Terrible Poem!
Oh my god! That’s too funny! I will add that tag, and maybe change the title.
-You get my “first belly laugh of the day” award today, my friend.
Nice! This is what I do at 4 in the morning on Saturday. The rest of the day I watch Hillbilly Handfishin…
I just went and Googled “poem about a cheeseburger” myself. 734,000 results? What kind of whack jobs write poems about cheeseburgers? Oh yeah, I do. That’s what I do at 4 in the morning (well, 5 really) the rest of the day, I watch Hardcore Pawn.
I tried that, it makes me so tired…
Of course I thought you said Hardcore “Porn”. Ha! Tired not so funny with Pawn!
who watches hardcore porn all day? Are you some kinda perv?
Some kind
There! All better. Thanks for the tip! Do people really search for poems about cheeseburgers?
Funny what people search for. I got 6 more hits for “free porn” yesterday again. I guess free porn is always a crowd pleaser.
I searched for cheeseburgers after I read your Spam, Surf and Comments!…hilarious!
Aren’t those hilarious? I have about 50 more in my pending comments, waiting for approval and replies. Funny how most of them end up on the spam page already. The rest are on my review of the Resident Evil post. I just don’t get it. There are a bunch somewhere about muscle cars, I don’t know where I stowed those, but I’ll have to find them and put them somewhere.
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I was smiling before the end, and knew there was a punchline. I would have been disappointed had there not been. Good poem work there!
I like the tapioca pudding one from yesterday better, but thanks anyway!
You should set this to music. McDonalds can use it as their new jingle.
I was thinking about that. When I start posting You Tube videos of me playing my old Fender acoustic and singing my awful poems, then you will have my permission to say I’ve lost my marbles. Until then, don’t be such a hater. LOL
I hear McDonalds legal department is drafting a contract to hire you as their jingle writer.
Well, they will have to read my list of unreasonable demands if they expect me to jump on board.
http://thecheekydiva.com/terms-and-conditions/
It all seems reasonable to me!
Weird Al. Genius. Took my boys to see him many years ago. God I’m old.
This is like porn for me. My mouth is watering.
Ha ha. Unlike real porn though, you can actually put this stuff into your real life, without getting arrested and all that nasty business. After all, it’s just food.