Today’s DP Challenge, thank you once again Michelle, was….
“Take a line from a song that you love or connect with. Turn that line into the title of your post.”
What better song than the haunting ballad of the beloved Tro Lo Lo Man!!!
Since all of you readers are all internet savvy and stuff, I’m sure you’ve all seen this at least once. I’ve heard a lot of stuff about this legend. The words were too offensive for Russian TV, there were no words, the words were too dumb to be sung, blah blah blah. I don’t really have any idea what the real story is, because yes, everything you read on the interweb is true, but can there be more than one truth for something like this? I dunno. You tell me.
Since there really aren’t any lyrics here, I thought I might just make up my own!!! And if you want to add some to the comment section, just hop on the Tro-lo-lo wagon train and do it!
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I’m a creepy guy-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i
If you’re watching this you’ll agree I’m a sore for sighted
eye-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-iyes
Tro lo lo lo lo lo lo lo something something something something
About riding my beloved horse to my horsey beloved who waits a thousand miles
away-ha-a-ay-ha-a-ay-ha-a-ay
I guess she’s knitting me some socks or something something something tro-lo-lo
So I can wrap them around her neck and choke her good until she
die-hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-iyes
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Many years in the gulag, so glad to have a woman that’s all
mi-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-ine
But she waits, oh she waits, mail order brides are so
subli-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-ime
All this crap, and nonsense just so an ex-con could make a
rhy-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-ime
With my suit all pressed and snappy and my haircut so suave, I will see my love scream in fear for the very last
ti-a-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i-hime
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I bet you wish right now that instead of a singer I was a
mi-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-i,-hi-a-i, hi-a-i, hi-a-ime
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What could you possibly add to this!
I’m dying to find out!
if you’re happy and you know it sing tro-lo- lo-lo-lo
if your happy and you know it and you really want to show it
sing tro-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-la!
NICE!!!!! Thanks!
ha ha – I took a songwriting course- lol
So did I. Can’t you tell?
Clearly this dude was on a bad trip of acid!
According to Wikepedia, he was Russia’s Mel Torme…or something. Wildly popular.
Wow…if that’s the most talent they have there,,,,,,lol
Buuaaaahaaaahhha!!–Well, this was recorded in 1976 or something.
Seriously I think he just forgot the words. Please send him yours – they’re perfect.
Really? Thank you. I didn’t write them really. I stole them from Bernie Taupin. Is that how you spell his name?
Love when he went high, like he caught his underwear on something. It’s no wonder he’s so popular. Just a matter of time before he catches on in North America. You posting him on your blog might just be the shot in the arm his career needs!
Yeah, my post will definitely add to the 90 billion hits he’s already had on You Tube. Too bad he’s passed on since his overnight success–30 years or so after this was unearthed.
He looks like a string marionette puppet. Have you ever seen “Thunderbirds are GO!” from the 1960s? Check out the link.
Spooky, isn’t it?
hey thanks! I love Thunderbirds. Used to watch it with my kids.
Didn’t I see this guy on the PBS reruns of Lawrence Welk which I watch occasionally for a good belly laugh? I had never seen this, tro-lo man has a rather nice voice, a good range, and a confident strut…
He’s the hotness! Fer Sher! The haircut makes me swoon!
What? This was funny? I’m so PISSED that you are laughing at my secret crush!
I caught my tiny we he he he he he ne
In my zip pip pip pip er
So now I si he he he he he ng
Because it’s bi ga ga ga ga her.
Brilliant stuff!!! Thanks for your contribution. Is there a Grammy for best lyrics added to old song? If so, you may have just made us a winner. Or would that be wiener?
A big weiner!
Hee heee heee.