Another crappy poem! All about me!

I’m getting blisters patting myself on the back here, so groan and roll your eyes all you want.  You think I really care?  Of course I do!!!  Are you kidding?  You guys are the ones that totally puff up my ego to a nasty tumor sized level.  What would I do without you????  Okay, on with the poem…

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10,000 hits approaches

Can I do it by Thanksgiving?

Wish I could shuck this crappy job

And take up blogging for a living

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1000 likes I passed today

and a handful of new follows!

It’s got me thinking that I’m all that

(In the warm fuzzy glow she wallows)

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I’d like to thank  you all,  my poor long suffering readers

Who dare to skim these nonsensical  pages

Random, silly, stupid, and shallow, Oy!

Sorry folks, here you don’t get  wisdom for the ages

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You keep coming back and I eat it up

As my power and influence grows

Soon the mediocre shall rule the world

(Like a raving lunatic she crows)

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A mere 4 months I’ve been your friend

In this vast and wonderful blog-o-sphere

I still can’t believe the crap that I say

Is something that you want to hear

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Now dear friends, I must ask you

While I have you in my grasp

What should I do, oh meek little me

To accomplish my mountainous task?

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What pearls of drivel should fall from my lips

To grab  that 10,000  hit prize?

With what manner of   “meaningful content”

Should I attempt to assault your eyes?

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Six days isn’t long, but I think if I  try I  can do it

my friends, but of course your help is needed

I’m asking for some sage advice

and I promise it will be heeded

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More poems? More Stories? Just oddball musings?

Perhaps some more Mark Gormley?

Please tell me, oh wise ones, what shall I write?

I value your thoughts, and for them all  I thank you warmly

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Thank you for allowing me to shallowly beg for pity clicks and indulging me with your ideas for inspiration

By the way, tomorrow we will start this quest with MORE BAD POEMS ABOUT FOOD! YAY!!!! 

 

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46 thoughts on “Another crappy poem! All about me!

  1. “As my power and influence grows

    Soon the mediocre shall rule the world”

    You’re not mediocre. If anything, you’re a leader, that’s why people listen to you. That’s why people read your stuff.

    You’re awesome and congratulations on your success. The world would be a better place if the people who are considered “mediocre” right now, would rule the world.

    • That’s quite a compliment, thank you so much! Yeah, I might have to agree. “Everyman” kind of knows what it’s like to really live in the real world that the great ones lay out for us, don’t we? :-)

    • Ooohhh~ Those all sound like fun. Mondays and Thursdays are tied up, and it looks like Saturday has become the day for bad poems about food, but I think I can squeeze your ideas into a different day. Thanks for the suggestion and for following! I will try not to disappoint you and make it worth your while to stop here. :-)

    • Wow! It’s kind comments like that from my readers that keep me going. ;-)

      You have to remember, that I have nothing to do but blogging, for hours on end most days. I write, I read, I like, I comment, I pimp the shit out of this blog on Twitter. You tell me-Is that what you really want to do with your life? I’m sure your time is much better spent. This blog saves me from the mind numbing boredom and resulting depression that creeps in on occasion. I love it, but it would be nice to have a job where I actually had to “work”.

      I just might have to add these nice words of yours to my Sally Field page.

  2. Oh Diva, you’re so kind to acknowledge us little people. Next up, I say you move into merchandising. Think of it: Cheeky Diva lunchboxes, Cheeky Diva t-shirts, Cheeky Diva knapsacks, Cheeky Diva post-it notes with Cheeky Diva quotes…

    Brand the crap out of this baby, I say. Then you’ll be chasing down the magical 100,000 right around the time your new sitcom hits the air. :)

    • Oh boy, you are too kind. Did you see I gave you a shout out on my bad poems about food post? I gave you a few cyber hugs of your own, my famous friend. Thanks for taking time out of your book signing tour to have one of your interns write that nice comment!

  3. Cheeky, this was awesome — best one.
    Favorite Stanza:

    You keep coming back and I eat it up
    As my power and influence grows
    Soon the mediocre shall rule the world
    (Like a raving lunatic she crows)

    I would like you to write an inner monologue based on an experience. The voice in your head as someone is talking to you. Put yourself in a really weird-ass situation, and track your thoughts. I think it would be great — you have a good inner monologue voice. Keep me posted!

  4. What pearls of drivel should fall from my lips

    To grab that 10,000 hit prize?

    With what manner of “meaningful content”

    Should I attempt to assault your eyes?
    .
    wow

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