Nothing but NAKED cute PORN pictures of FREE MONEY my LOHAN dog!

Hi!  My name is Daisy!  Some XXX LIVE NUDE GIRLS  folks call me the cutest dog in the world.   SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW  My Mom calls me  ZIG ZIGLAR Daisy The Wonder Mutt.  My Dad calls me Fuzz Face, or Daisy Mae Mobley or LINDSAY LOHAN.

My favorite game is POWERBALL. My dad putts the EASY MONEY  tennis balls down the hallway with  a LUNAR ECLIPSE, and I chase them and try to gather them all up. MALCOM X TAPE   I try to get them all in my mouth at the same time JESSICA SIMPSON. A bag of tennis balls lasts about two weeks before I destroy them. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

I can’t stand it when my Dad is gone. $16 HOUSE   He can’t even go out to mow the yard without having me freak out like a little baby. ZSA ZSA GABOR.   AMAZON STORES  He’s been gone since Monday, and my Mom is so lame.   RASPBERRY KETONE She really sucks at the Herdball.  Hurry home Daddy. STEVEN VAN ZANDT

The other night, Mom was SO lame at the Herball  FACEBOOK that I turned on my  HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE CURE Christmas Eyes OBAMA GRANDMOTHER  to make her a little more playful.

I like to ride in the car.  I can appreciate the beauty of a LOIN CLOTH  Nebraska SAMSUNG TABLET  sunset just as much as the next dog JFK INTERN.

Since I’m only nine months old RANDY TRAVIS , I am used to having things my own way.  These  MICROSOFT SURFACE people give me whatever I want most of the time. When they don’t I pout like a little princess.  NIKKI MINAJ Then I chew on the leg of the chair or something. PINTEREST PANDORA TWITTER

More Christmas Eyes.  SUPER BOWL IRS DEBRA MESSING XXXXXXXX PORN PORN UNDIES

This is me resting after a DECENT game of GISELE BUNDCHEN, which I don’t get if Dad isn’t home.  My mom is such a LOSER. NAKED LADY PARTS

See how much I miss my Dad?   INCREASE BLOG TRAFFIC I laid at the bottom of the steps this morning FOREVER! But he never came down.  Where is he?   CHEAP NO NAME VIAGRA IN PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER My Mom is so weird, I wouldn’t be surprised if he NEVER came back.  She can’t even use a golf club.

See Mom? WORK FROM HOME   I’m supposed to look like WHAT’S THAT THING ON MY FACE  when we’re all done.  Too pooped to do anything but pant.  Get a grip old lady. DOCTOR WANTS STOOL SAMPLE

Here I go. I HATE THE HOLIDAYS  Exhibiting  CHEEKY POSES destructive behavior because YOU BORE ME!!!!  You may have your TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN 2 shower curtain back AFTER you play with me for a few more hours. JUSTIN BEIBER

Oh sure, stick me outside! OSCAR BUZZ You’re so mean! SKYFALL It must be 60 degrees out here!  Look at that! I froze my tail off.  One day,  PAULA DEEN CHRISTMAS RECIPES I’m going to figure out how to get past this big white thing you stuck between me and the big world out there. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY

HOT REDHEADS Okay, now I’m just mad, so I’m going to chew the rug I PAD .  Go ahead and yell. UPS TRACKING  I look like I’m sorry, but I’m not.  Turn your back.  I dare you. OHIO LOTTERY WINNERS

Just look at me!!! HOT TWINS  I’m so cute! KINDLE FIRE  How can you possibly stay mad at that face???  WTF?

You’re such a rube. VICTORIA’S SECRET MODELS  I’m chewing my own toy, like a good girl, but only while you’re looking. SODA STREAM  Them are some mighty tasty baseboards in this hall way.  Buuuaaahaaaahaaaa. PIZZA HUT

Okay, I’m tired. DANCING WITH THE STARS  And typing CHIA PET  is even more boring then playing the Herdball with my lame-o Mom.  Time for another power nap. BEST CYBER WEEK DEALS

Thought I would sneak a few key search terms into this cute little post about my dog.  I bet you didn’t even notice most of them, did you?   I will let you know the results of this highly scientific experiment next Friday.  NUNS WEARING THONGS

Let’s hear about your SEO attempts and some of your most popular or craziest search terms.

86 thoughts on “Nothing but NAKED cute PORN pictures of FREE MONEY my LOHAN dog!

  1. клубных вечеринок This would be my best, most bizarre search criteria. Very good post! Subliminal messages mostly, and are sure to increase your blog traffic. Of course the searcher will be pissed off once he gets to your site because you fooled him. He thought he’d get “pron” but not so much.

    • Lynn, Darling! Do I really care about pissing off people who don’t find there way here because they are drawn to my wacky mad cap blogadventures? Certainly not! I only care about pissing off my regular pals. Thanks for reading this total garbage. At least you got cute puppy pics, which may be the only saving grace for this entire post.

  2. HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious! I used to do this all the time! Here’s some blog post titles I’ve used in the past, including my most popular post:
    *It’s A Freshly Pressed Unicorn Rainbow Bunny Kitty Explosion!
    *Truly Awful Joke Day! Nothing About Tucker Max or Facebook Parenting or Lesbian Porn Here!
    *Cynically Boosting Traffic The Shameless Porn Sex Lottery Lesbian Nigerian Bieber Kardashian Way
    *Time For Another Sex Porn Poop Lottery Celebrity Blog Post With Random Links (Links Added!)
    *Spamments 6! With A Side Of Search Terms! Like Steampunk Lesbian Nun Crystal Banana Elves

    • I’ve actually read some of those! Does it really work? It’s so weird what people search for. Our dear friend Arthur mentioned he had 45 hits for “famous men with moustaches” somewhere yesterday, you may have seen that already. I’ve never had 45 hits for a search of any kind! Mr. TheCheekyDiva said it was just too out there for him so he stopped reading and just looked at the cute dog pictures. That’s okay. I didn’t figure he’d like it too much. But he did love the one about gross old recipes.

      • Yes, it really does. The trick, I think, is to see what search terms people use to find your blog, and then just use them MORE! I have combinations of elegant and porn. Like sadness, waterfall, romance… and then lesbians, chicks, hot chicks, and wife shitting on my chest. Seriously.

      • Are you kidding me? I did the “Free Porn Here” post at the suggestion of Adlibb3d. Gosh he’s funny. Anywho, it took a couple of days for the search gods to add it, but since then, every day, I get at least a few hits for free porn. I did actually get a hit from “fat ladies cheeky poses Pinterest” one time. Ewwwww.

  3. About the FREE PRON . . it’s hard to type with one hand. Give ‘em a break. Yes, you are shameless, but I wasn’t going to mention it, because I wouldn’t want to give you the satisfaction. You are satisfied now, aren’t you?

  4. Hello, darlin’! I wrote you a little thank you note for the award. It’s under the “Trophies and Stuff” tab at the top of my page. Check it out, and thanks!

    • Um, let me think. Actually I think they were Yahoo search terms. I think if you just type “weeks most searched terms” in a search engine, there are a lot of services that do it. I used all terms on the list from the week I did that post. A sprinkled it with porn terms just for fun.

      My most popular key word today is simply “porn” by itself. Most days it’s something more elaborate. I went home for lunch and typed that word into Google to see if I could find myself.

      I scrolled through 20 pages of results, and I wasn’t even there! How the hell are these people finding me? I almost think this is some type of computer or maching that’s doing this now, but I don’t know how or why. It’s just insanity.

      I should put Word Ads back on the blog and take advantage of all these hits. I took it off after earning a whopping 14 cents of having the ads on my blog for 2 months. It really screwed up my home page, and would only display the current post, and then a tv commercial. I didn’t like it. But maybe it’s time to put them back. ;-)

      • Funny, I just put WordAds back on today, after earning a whopping 14 cents in two months. Now that this post gets me monster hits, I thought why not. I emailed Word Ads regarding how they pay and they said that this post would be blocked from ads, but it looks to me like there’s one on it, so maybe this crazy dog who eats everything in my house that’s not food will start to pay me back through Word Ads. Wouldn’t that be a kick in the pants? And I am by no means a master, your words are too kind. I’m merely fearless when it comes to spouting what ever falls out of my head, no matter how ill conceived or incorrect it may be. Lucky for me, some folks appear to like it! :-)

  5. I am reading this post for the third time an it still cracks me up. I am yet to convince myself to use this strategy because a lot of family members read my blog but I am still doing my research to increase traffic to my blog. Daisy is such a cute Dog :)
    Or should I say PORN PORN UNDIES cute LOHAN dog BEIBER?

    • Ha ha! Thanks! It’s a double edged sword, that’s for sure. It gets tons of hits now, but makes me wonder if any real people are still reading. Thanks for helping me out with that! I’m still tempted to take it down, but it’s a fun experiment to watch. Crazy!
      :-)

    • Oh, god! You have to read my post called “Sorry if you took a wrong turn on the internets” its about this post and what a monster it’s become. I think it now has gotten over 9000 hits since I posted it. Insane! I’m just reading your blog right now. I love it! I think we’re gonna be pals too! :-) Dorks unite!

    • Well, the hits were insane for about a month, then fell to almost nothing just a few days ago, which is fine. I’m unfamiliar with the term “bounce rate”. Would you be so kind as to enlighten me? :-)

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