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API-The Cheeky Diva dies at 97
December 7th, 2062
The world mourns the passing of that lovable loony, The Cheeky Diva, who died surrounded by friends and family at her home today. For just over 50 years, The Cheeky Diva spread her “special” brand of love all over the internet and the world.
The Cheeky Diva became a household word in 2012, via her popular blog by the same name. She taught the world to love poetry with her Thursday Haiku Madness and Bad Poems About Food. She offered misguided advice for building an audience, dealing with Holidays and relationships.
Readers flocked to The Cheeky Diva blog to see what she would say next, as it was always unexpected. The Diva Of Dorks, The Maven Of Morons, and a self proclaimed Know-it-All, CheekyD, as her close friends called her, was a wealth of useless and mostly incorrect information.
Over the years, she became a much beloved pop culture icon and “The Cheeky Diva” backpacks, lunchboxes and T-Shirts can still be seen the world over, lovingly worn and carried by her adoring fans and followers. Her book “My Cheeky Life, The Art Of Being Marvelous” was a New York Times bestseller for many months, and is still wildly popular, having been reprinted in many editions and translated into 37 languages.
The Cheeky Diva had been in poor health in recent months, and was visited in her last few days by close friends who have cheated death and still manage to look fabulous. Among those were gal pals Raquel Welch, Joan Rivers and gnarly dudes Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston Esquire.
Death came quietly for TCD, but she didn’t go with it quietly. She was kicking, screaming, and spewing obscenities until she gasped her last breath. Her last words were reported to be: “Just wait ’til I get to Heaven, I’ll show that David Byrne that things can and DO happen there.”