Hello again, since I’ll never have another chance to assault your eyeballs, I plan to do it as much as I can today. I am of course, banking on not being here tomorrow, but you never know. Like I said in my previous post, I AM at work today, because, God forbid, I should get my fat ass fired and be without at job on Monday, just in case there is a Monday.
While I dream of doing wild and crazy things today, there are some things I will NOT do today, or ever, because I’m a lady (to use the term loosely) and I have a little bit of class. Here are some things I would never do, regardless of the circumstances.
~Go to the grocery store wearing the following outfit: Mini skirt, winter coat and UGGS-especially if I was the size of the woman I saw doing this in my little town the other day. Big Ewww!
~Rob a bank, and brag about it to the world in a You Tube video. Yes, that happened right here in Nebraska a few weeks ago. Here’s the proof, just in case you didn’t see this on the news in your neck of the woods.
~Get shitfaced in a local bar and embarrass myself. Those days are so far behind me, I can’t even see them anymore.
~Do anything that may get me in the latest edition of the book People Of Walmart~ Unless, of course it’s for sporting a totally radical mohawk~one of my son’s friends IS in the latest P O W book for doing just that! He kicks ass. Don’t know any other kid that plays in the city orchestra and has such a bodacious hairstyle.
So, what are things you would NEVER do, no matter how tempting, if you really thought this was your last day?