An Xceptional Xmas Poem

English: Christmas postcard picture with Santa...

English: Christmas postcard picture with Santa Claus and holly, with message, “I bring you a Merry Xmas from” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Twas the morn before Christmas

Just a Monday for us

Preparing for work,

No turkey to truss

***

Dear husband stayed home

The company system is down

He’ll kill zombies, make merry

And play with the hound

***

I’m getting ready to leave

then the dog started to yap

“What is it dumb dog?”

“Oh go take a nap!”

***

I peered into the parlor

To see what was up

What had stirred the heart

Of my energetic pup?

***

There in the living room

A Christmas wish come to life

My darling husband,

brought a smile to this loving wife

***

No reindeer, no sugar plums

no packages with lace

Just a Swiffer in hand~

He’s tidying up the place

***

Not unusual dear readers

He’s not above sharing the chores

What was special about this?

He was wearing nothing but his drawers

***

My darling, near naked

A fantasy come to life

To see our  man in his underwear, cleaning

Is a secret wish of every wife

***

So buy her a fine car

Or just go to Jared

You clueless menfolk

If you want to be  airheads

***

Make Christmas memorable

by being the gift

A man to be treasured

Giving spirits a lift

***

Take her mind off the housework

you’ll take care of that too

While she admires  your skills

And enjoys the view

***

Make her day, take your clothes off

And pick up that broom

Show her you love her

You smokin’ hot groom

***

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