Chocolate? Vanilla? Or something else entirely?
Well, obviously chocolate. Duh.
But, chocolate isn’t just awesome by itself. It makes everything better, like in the photo above. The current flavor of the month in our house. CRAP! I hope I remembered to put it back in the freezer after I took this photo.
As long as the word “chocolate” appears in the title, it pretty much has to be good doesn’t it? Kinda like Charlie And The Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl. He had the right idea. Great book, great movie. Just think what would have happened if other authors would have taken a cue from him and added the word “chocolate” to their title. ( Yeah, some books on this list were written before Dahl was even born, so what? Am I wikepedia now? Gimme a break)
50 Shades of Chocolate
The Girl With The Chocolate Tattoo
The Chocolate Games
Lady Chatterly’s Chocolate Lover
Devil in the White Chocolate City
Pride, Prejudice and Chocolate
Captain Chocolate Pants
So there you have it. My sage advice. If you’re currently writing a book, consider adding the word “chocolate” to the title. You know I’m always right, so if you just do what I tell you, I’m confident it will be a huge bestseller. Please feel free to add some titles in the comments that you think could be improved by adding the word “chocolate”
Thanks for playing!