Yowza! That’s right friends, followers, fans, creepers, pervs and other total strangers. This is the 200th post on this blog, and I will try to make it THE most two-hundredy-licious blog post ever!
So, it looks like I’ve being wasting away in CheekyDivaVille haven’t I? Being able to celebrate 200 posts after only 7 short months can only mean a few things:
1.-I talk way too much. There is now more than enough evidence to support this. As if you had any doubt.
2.-I could have used those words more wisely. If I take 200 posts, and let’s say the average word count of them would be around 500 words, I could have written a really long novel instead if I had the attention span. Bummer. Oh well, rambling and writing about whatever strikes my fancy for now is just fine with me.
3.- It’s all your fault. WTF? Our fault, Cheeky? We’ve been so nice to you, and keep coming back, no matter how bad your writing is, why are you being such a poopy old crone? Please allow me to elaborate. If all these months later, all I had was 3 readers, who only stopped by once a month to say “You suck! Why are you still writing this blog?” do you think I’d still be doing this? Probably not, so yes readers, you have brought this on yourselves. Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy?!
Well I’m happy! So enough crap! On with the Haikus! Today is reader’s choice. You write a haiku about whatever you damn well please! Have a good one that you’ve been holding out with? Or a brainstorm that just hit you! Let’s hear it. As you know, we don’t have no stinkin’ rules here, so even a “you suck! Why are you still writing this blog!?” Is okay too. (No it’s not, that would really hurt my feelings.)
I know you guys would never do that to me or anyone, because you are all so kind, and you also have so much class. Thank you so very much for making this dumb little blog what it’s become. A place where anyone can say what ever they want (as long as it’s nice, unless of course we’re talking about bad people or celebrities, because really, they can be assholes, and they’re asking for it anyway, right? ) A place to be silly, funny, tell your stories of sweeping success and epic fails, where all are welcome, (again, unless of course they are douchebags, because nobody likes them.)
So, maybe I should write a few haikus about my blog pals who helped me get here. Those who’ve become friends, have helped me, read my work for me, and all kinds of other nifty things! Here’s a shout to some of my fellow bloggers who not only help me be a better blogger, but help me with other stuff I like to do in life, and just some that I adore reading. I will start with a few, and hopefully will be able to add more throughout the day and link them up so you can take a look of your own at these fine blogs.
200 posts! Squee!
That is total awesome sauce! (Thanks Art for the kickass word)
Thanks to all you guys!
Photoshopped my dog
Always has nice things to say
And delightful blog to boot
Pen pal and true friend
Hotspur Says ” Erma Gerd! ”
How I love to steal that word
Way cool Blog Mentor
Fishing, Fatherhood, with grace
Nebraska blog pal
Read your blog, laugh my ass off
Kat, you’re one in a million!
Thanks for all the help!
Squirt milk out my nose
Whenever I read your blog
Wish I could be you
Pretty, pretty nails
Awesome eye candy!
Writes all kinds of stuph
Unshitty life coach blogger
Fine young Stormtrooper
Awesome meals -tiny budget
How does she do it?
And last but not least
Our Story Wrangler, Michelle
Thanks again to all who read and follow, comment and quip, like , reblog and share. I can’t even tell you how wonderful you make this blogging experience! ~Tossing the baton to you, folks! Dazzle me!!!