Good afternoon, Darlings! I haven’t written anything here since last Friday, when I wrote my Thursday haikus a day late. What is wrong with me? Has the well of creativity run dry? Has The Cheeky Diva run out of things to say? I couldn’t even manage a recipe for a peanut butter sandwich on Saturday like I promised, but I did start one, if that counts for anything.
It’s very quiet here in the last few days, number one, because I haven’t written anything, and number two, it looks like I’ve been found out. Google has discovered that alas, there is no free porn here of any kind, so my wild and crazy hits from the last two weeks have virtually evaporated. That stupid little post about my dog is now at a whopping 10,315 hits all on it’s own. It was getting upwards of 700 hits per day for a couple of weeks, but today only about 20, which in reality is much more than it deserves. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
It was nice to take a break from Ye Olde Blog this weekend. I got a chance to work on my badass quilt, here’s the latest picture:
Mr. The Cheeky put a new fan in my laptop, so that it doesn’t make weird noises anymore. It doesn’t get hot enough to cook an egg on anymore either, but that’s what I have a microwave for, isn’t it?
We had a really nice weekend and I stayed away from the computer for most of it. We went to an antique show, went out to lunch, watched a movie together and it was quite lovely.
Now, I’m back at work in my corner…*sigh*…after three days of not writing anything, when I had some really badass stuff I wanted to write, and it just isn’t coming. It must be a Monday thing, right? Even the Daily Prompts just aren’t doing it for me right now. This would be a great place to use one of my favorite words: ennui. I’m filled with a sense of ennui. Look it up! It means boredom.
Yep, Cheekydivaville has become Snoozeopolis, at least for the moment. Quiet, boring, nothing new happening. People are staying away in droves, and those who do drop by, look like this after reading just a few sentences:
No I’m not going to quit this blog, sorry to disappoint you all. I just need to take a little break and find my creative spark again. I do have things to write about~but I just can’t seem to make it happen, so I think I’m just going to take a few more days (or a few more weeks) off until I can get back in the hoverround again.
To spice things up around here, I was wondering if any of you fun folks would be interested in doing a little guest blogging? I would be more than happy to let you run willy-nilly all over this place, with only a couple rules:
1. Don’t write anything nasty or mean-spirited, unless of course it’s about a really stupid celebrity that everyone is already taking shots at.
2. Please keep the cuss words to a minimum.
If any of you think you can fit a blog post into my little world within my unreasonable constraints, please contact me using the form on my about page, or leave a comment. I would like to have a guest blogger once a week if I can get that many takers.
Think it over. In the meantime, enjoy this completely random and unrelated picture, just because I like it, bitches.