Vile gelatinous stuff
In every rainbow color
How you taunt me
You are so pretty!
Sweet, but nasty, fruity wonder
How I hate to have you in my mouth
The way you wiggle gives me the willies
Hate to see you on the table
“Do I have to take some, really?”
By yourself, you’re bad enough
Why can’t people just leave you alone?
They fill you with vegetables and other crap
BARF! I should have known…
Grandamas and aunts can’t resist
Your powers of suspension
Look at that! Cauliflower!?!?!?
You have filled the room with tension
And this one? How and why did they do that?
I just don’t get it. I’ll never understand
Just what the hell are you made of?
Extruded horse’s hooves should never be eaten by man.
Oh the horror of this dish
With it’s evil green olive eyes
If you make me eat this stuff
I’m sure that I will die
So, you have 1000 uses, good for you
salads, cookies, desserts, and God knows what
Even when they mix you with booze
I’ll keep my cake hole firmly shut