Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

I know you guys already thought I was fabulous, and then when Twindaddy poured the blog-love all over this page earlier today, you thought for sure I was the cheekiest darling EVER!!!

I know you love me, right?

I know you love me, right?

But that’s not the whole story.  I whined and complained about my writer’s block, about how I’m too busy to write my own blog, so I used my wacky wiles to get others to do it for me….it went something like this…

Woe is me, my poor little blog will die without words! Won't you please help me?

Woe is me, my poor little blog will die without words! Won’t you please help me?

Almost immediately, I had a willing victim taker, the lovely and talented Cara from sweetherseyliving.  Poor dear, she spent hours cooking, taking pictures, writing (and drinking wine) all so she could write a wildly popular post for me.

Ha ha! Not just a guest post, but a recipe, an embarrassing story and new readers for me! Thank you Cara!

Ha ha! Not just a guest post, but a recipe, an embarrassing story and new readers for me! Thank you Cara!

Next up, my friend Jill, from Mind Of A Mouse joined in with her special brand of fun.  Oh, how you people do whatever I say, I love it! I told her in no uncertain terms that her post better be good, or she would pay dearly.

If your post doesn't get tons of hits and comments, you're going to regret the day you were born! Do you hear me, Jill?

If your post doesn’t get tons of hits and comments, you’re going to regret the day you were born! Do you hear me, Jill?

Scaring the bejeezus out of someone really produces great results!  You guys should try it with your guest bloggers.

Was it okay, Miss Cheeky?  Please don't eat me...please?

Was it okay, Miss Cheeky? Please don’t eat me…please?

The next brave soul to attempt this Herculean task (to make me and my readers happy), was the Blogosphere’s beloved Twindaddy from Stuphblog.  He did his best to really lay it on thick didn’t he?  He was kind of tough.  He demanded payment.  The nerve!  I told him that I only pay for stuph with baked goods.  Be careful what you wish for my friend……..

Here's a lovely box of homemade cookies for you, Twindaddy.  I'm eternally grateful.

Here’s a lovely box of homemade cookies for you, Twindaddy. I’m eternally grateful.

Buuuaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!!!

Okay, who’ s next?  First available slot is the 27th.  The line forms behind that stormtrooper on the floor.

Just kidding!  Thanks so much all of you, I can’t wait to see what lurks in the dark corners of next week’s guest blogger.  NO! I’m not telling who it is!

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34 thoughts on “Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

  1. Don’t fall for it folks! I’m still recovering from the torture. Seriously.
    :)

    (And of course you would pick Cruella De Vil for my intimidation session – I actually always liked her. I still know the song.)

  2. I cannot wait to read your next victim’s tale! LOL! This post was hilarious, especially all the evil witch photos you managed to dig up! :)

  3. I read your Good Stuff to Read list and thought of the Patrick Rothfuss blog. He is absolutely hilarious. Like you. I think you’re kindred spirits. He is also a writer.. hope you check him out.

  4. I could do this. If you think you could handle it. I am doing a surprise guest spot on a huge blog in a few days… I can’t talk about it… but after that, whatever. I loved the use of Disney stuff in this post. Hope you don’t get sued. From now on, I will think of you as the little mermaid… a fiery dreamer… who is more than a little fishy… Ha!… I kill me.

    • I would love for you to guest blog, Art. I sent an email to a whole bunch of friends on Sunday asking them if they would like to, and you were included. Didn’t you get it?

      • Oh, not a problem at all. Was just hoping that you did in fact get it. You are welcome to guest host my little blog whenever you wish and can do what ever you want~ as long as it’s clean, which I know I don’t have to worry about with you, so just let me know when would be good for you if you can do it. :-)

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