Today, got nothing
To fill the haiku pages
help me out please friends
Here’s some oddball pics
Completely unrelated
Just fun to look at
So write me some lines
5-7-5 if you please
Too quiet round here
Tell me ’bout your day
How you plan to save the world
Or just hang at home
I have no idea
Told you it would be random
You didn’t believe?
Someday when I’m done
Being a world class loser
I won’t need your help
*****
Where’s the fun in that?
It’s the give and take we love
Not much without you
(BARF)
So let’s hear it folks!
I know you can do better
Get your haiku on!
Oh my heavens, Hortence! Can you even believe how lame this blog is getting? We should totally unfollow!
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Is it a real prompt?
Or originality
disguised as lameness?
I’m a riddle friend
See how I manipulate
I’m a master, no?
Your pithy comment
Begs the question about me
Lame-o or genius?
I’ll never tell.
A riddler you are.
But should that be ‘friend’ or ‘fiend?’
We will never know.
Oh! I’m a “friend”, but sometimes the R is silent.
I.
Got.
Nothing.
Oh, you’re ho help.
Get my haiku on,
I don’t know where to begin?
Oh, I guess I have.
These lines are for you,
Dearest of dear cheeky ones.
May they bring a smile.
They aspire further,
perhaps to save this world.
Can lines wear a cape?
What name should it have,
This superhero haiku?
This bringer of smiles?
There ya go! Cape wearing bringer of smiles.
I will do some hai…
ku, but my heart will not be…
in it…ummmm… how’s that?…
Hey, I like to do…
Completely unformed haiku…
But only for you…
Rules were made for bending. Especially ones where no one really causes any trouble, right?
I suppose… but you know me… I am all about the rules… (I typed that with a straight face)
You’re also full of surprises…and awesomesausage.
I feel a little bloated.
My daughter is sick
today. Home with a stomach
bug. Not fun at all.
But I’m a happy
girl, because I met a new
guy. He’s amazing.
So that’s the news here.
Hope it all works out, but my
friend is worried that
too much happiness
leads to no more good writing.
But poetry rules!
Pffffft! Tell your friend to go soak her head! I’m wildly happy! And I’m doing tons of writing! Just not a lot of it here for now. I hope your new love interest is all that you dream of and that your daughter is feeling better soon.
My dearest Cheeky
This was especially bad
Don’t do this again
Haikus have their place
When poorly executed
It’s no fun for us
You were warned. But if I stop doing the bad haikus, there are actually a couple of folks who would miss them.
Haha. Don’t ever stop. I’d be one of them.
I’m so confused! Don’t you use those Vulcan mind tricks on me!
Payback!
touche!
Dog at your laptop
When he’s through with your writing
Can he come do mine?
That’s Daisy The Wonder Mutt! She doesn’t write, she just tweets on occasion. But she’s great at chewing through telephone cords. No interweb tonight for a couple of hours. Lousy dog.
ham on rye said she
on her kindle Bukowsky
time to read a bit
thanks for the cute post and the chance to throw something in the pot!
Oh, the pot always has room for more here! Thanks for thinking this terrible post was cute. I’m relying on the generosity of strangers to fill up my pages lately. Ha ha
Darker Times: a series
Losing war raging
From one tick to another tock
Death’s relentless clock
Some days, I can cope;
I can roll with the punches.
But today, I can’t.
My melancholy
Occasional visitor
My dark guiding muse
My thoughts are cloudy.
What is it that troubles me?
Writing seems to help.
and others
First five, now seven, then five
Simple deception
First five, now seven, then five
Simply difficult
Persistent pursuit
First five, then seven, now five
Excellence attained:
Saffron and crimson
Monastic missionaries
Buddhist holy men
Eastern discipline
First five, now seven, then five
Brings me inner peace
Scientific Haikus
Fever, aches and pains?
Try C9H8O4.
Buffered, if you please.
Stink of rotten eggs.
Is it H2SO4,
Or fire and brimstone?
The scientifics I have published once before. The others eight are my precious virgins. They have been living in digital darkness for six years. Be gentle with them.
Submitted for your approval …… from the twilight zone.
Wow! That may take the prize for the most complex haiku ever submitted here. Thanks so much!
I’d like to thank the Academy, my wife and children, my mother and father, my second grade teacher……..rehearsing just in case.
All is not darkness in my life. Consider this:
Did Thomas Paine say
These are the times when freezing
Cold feet try men’s soles?
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This is all I have
I cannot swear on your blog
Hand tied behind back
you can swear my friend
Just please don’t use the F bomb
Cuss up a storm, pal
Why not that one word?
All its friends will miss it so
If they can’t see it
Oh, Mr. Cheeky’s family reads, and they aren’t swearers. I use it ALL the time in real life.
I’m talking about that word only. I mean, there’s the C word, for example. I’ll just not use any of those words, gosh dang it.
Eating some ice cream
Eleven forty at night
yum yum yum yum yum
I did have long hair
Took scissors last week and cut
Shorter on one side
Enough random crap
See you tomorrow sometime
I am done counting
(Love your dog at the computer.)
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