So, You Want To Be A Guest Diva?

So, You Want To Be A Guest Diva?

Are you crazy?  Why on Earth would you want to do such a silly thing?  Before filling out the contact form, please head straight for the nearest mental health professional.  If they tell you that you are a hopeless head case and nothing can be done for you, then by all means, please come back and chat me up … Continue reading

Daily Prompt~Stranded

Daily Prompt~Stranded

Today’s Prompt~Stranded You’re stranded in a foreign city  for a day with no money and no friends. What do you do? I know I haven’t done the daily prompt for a while, but this one was just too good to pass up!  Some folks might cower in fear at the prospect of this scenario, but … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

Thursday Haiku Madness It’s Spring! Or Is It?

It’s here! It’s here! SPRING! Almost as exciting as the arrival of the new phone book, which consequently, happened yesterday also. But, as is usually the case in Nebraska, Spring is a vile and ruthless temptress.  It was sunny but cold and windy here yesterday, and there is a chance of snow. Spring will show … Continue reading

Just a quick post to help my good pal!

Just a quick post to help my good pal!

Hello again kids!  Many of you know I’m from Nebraska, so I have a special place in my heart for other bloggers and Twitter pals from Nebraska. One of my close, personal friends (that I’ve never met) is Big E from the fabulous blog Flies Over Nebraska. My pal Eric is having his tonsils out, … Continue reading

Hey there! Remember me?

Hey there! Remember me?

Hi kids, it’s me this time.  That gal you know and love (well, I have been known to exaggerate.) My old friends know I’m busy attending to more pressing matters, like schooling myself in the ways of the internets and all of this social media business, so I can write for Just Unfollow and their … Continue reading

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The True History Of The Haiku….Or…

The haiku according to El Guapo   Yes, I have wonderful friends.  The all important, all knowing, all handsome Mr. El Guapowitz took time out of his busy surfing schedule to research and write this post for me.  If you haven’t met him before, he looks like this: Isn’t he handsome?  Okay, keep reading, see how … Continue reading

Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

Okay, Truth time…I’m evil

I know you guys already thought I was fabulous, and then when Twindaddy poured the blog-love all over this page earlier today, you thought for sure I was the cheekiest darling EVER!!! But that’s not the whole story.  I whined and complained about my writer’s block, about how I’m too busy to write my own … Continue reading

My Cheeky Influence

My Cheeky Influence

A stormtrooper in Divaland?  How on earth did I get here?  And why?  Why enter a land dominated by women?  Cheeky women at that?  Because, dearest reader,  it’s there.  And it’s filled with women.  Duh.  Plus, I’m a badass stormtrooper undaunted by divas.  Unless they get angry.  Then I hide on the floor curled up … Continue reading

An Ode To Jello

Vile gelatinous stuff In every rainbow color How you taunt me You are so pretty!  Sweet, but nasty, fruity wonder How I hate to have you in my mouth The way you wiggle gives me the willies Hate to see you on the table “Do I have to take some, really?” By yourself, you’re bad … Continue reading

WWW Dot WTF?

WWW Dot WTF?

I won’t say that I have my finger on the pulse or my foot on the throat of what’s happening in Internet Land, but since I’m now writing a blog for a social media company, I am trying to be much more aware of what’s happening in cyberspace.  This week there were some big winners … Continue reading

Thursday Haiku Madness!!!

Thursday Haiku Madness!!!

Hey Kids! Here we are again, yet another Thursday, and your craptastic haiku depository is open for business!  Today, like most days right now, I’m feeling pretty irritated with the weather.  We are itching to see something green around here besides the street signs.    So, here are some lovely springy type pictures to brighten … Continue reading