I have been getting such wonderful spam comments lately, that I thought it was time to rework this page and just approve and answer them. Please scroll to the bottom to hear what the experts have to say about my most wonderful website!
But let’s start with some of my more favorite search terms:
get boobs squished
carpet dog
National Punch a 12 Year Old (day, maybe?)
Love write in blood hand (???)
Eat brains delicious
chicken glue
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Creepy eskimo know better
Sea World Hawaiian Punch Village
Emo Models
hilarious blog using pictures -(Look at that! For real! Someone actually searched this and found me! What a rush!)
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Julia Child Facelift
Photo Credit: IStock photos
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New ones: Diva Porn, Free Porn, Free Porn Here and Trailer Park Skank!~ This website is just as excellent with content and meaning as the experts at the bottom of the page tell me it is~ It might even help you get the chicks!
This is awesome. Lol thanks for sharing.
I think they are too funny to delete without letting people see them. Glad you like!
Lol, glad to see I’m not the only one who gets these questionable sex-net type spam comments! My husband gives my quite a curious look when I read them to him!
I always have to check for good ones before I delete. I have a handful of funny ones today I need to post.
I am soooo stealing THIS idea! thank god for my spam filter though, there are only so many offers of viagra I can deal with in one day…….I keep going back to the first one….Brussels what? Sprouts?
I have no idea! I can’t think of any other word that goes with Brussels besides sprouts. I get some pretty good ones.
Today’s searches reveal that people found my blog via “windy deckchair beaches” (really, you WANT windy beaches???) AND, I just love this one, “prawn photography blog”…..the mind boggles but as my nickname has always been prawn I suppose it’s to be expected?!
My most popular search term to date is still anything to do with silicone caulk. If you read through my old stuff-from a month or two ago, I did a piece about using at a beauty tool.
http://cheekydiva.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/silicone-caulk-the-poor-mans-botox/
Guess it’s almost as popular as a home lyposuction.
Awesome. I get the most ridiculous spam and I post a comment a week on my blog. I always enjoy reading other people’s spam.
Hey Julie! I recently started blogging and haven’t really received any spam. Well, I received an obvious one. But to me the ones you posted here are not that easy to recognise as spam! Glad I found this, now I’m prepared for the storm hehe
Kind regards, Malou
Hello to you too! I started blogging here at WP in July, and my spam folder is chock full of goodies some days. I had 80 some spam in one day recently! I don’t know why it’s so heavy some days. Watch your spam folder closely though. Many comments from fellow bloggers that I DO want some times end up there, so I always skim for a familiar gravatar before I delete. Good luck with your blogging!
hahaha this is the best idea. I love the search terms I’ve gotten, my all time favourite is still “weird attractions for a guy”.
Don’t think they found the answer to that on my blog….
I love when you see that people have approved comments that are obviously spam, and I love it more when they’ve replied with ‘thank you!’ or something. It’s just funny. I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s not a real comment.
Oh, that’s funny! I guess I’ve never seen that on someone’s blog. I do get some pretty weird ones. I think it’s hilarious that someone found me by searching “chicken glue”. I don’t know why on earth anyone would look for that. In my family, it represents one of my lowest points as a mom, wife and cook. So of course, I had to write a post about it and share my shame with the whole damn world! Thanks for dropping by. I’ll look for some of those spam comments. Maybe I should start approving them and replying. That’s a great idea. I could really have some fun with that.
wonderful photos tammy….
Thanks? I think.
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I don’t know about you, but I could go for a big plate full of Tapioca, Caulk Frosting, and Chicken Glue right now…
That is a fantastic idea! Who else has been smokin the hemp plant hangers?
Actually I was smoking a rope fyi
Sorry, my bad. Hey, I’ve found guest blogging for LeClown was such a gas, that I might try it over at my place, cuz I’m getting kinda lazy. Might you be interested?
Hell yeah! Topic?
Duh!~ You fill the page with glowing accolades and compliments for me! What did you THINK the topic was going to be?
I think I can manage that! Would I be writing it and emailing to you? How does the guest blogging work? Fill me in
Let me chew on this a little more, and I will email you tomorrow. And no, you don’t have to talk about how wonderful I am, maybe I’ll ask my posse of dorks to give you a topic to bitch about.
Ok, keep me posted! I think that would be a lot of fun!
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After I originally left a comment I seem to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I recieve four emails with the same comment. Perhaps there is a way you can remove me from that service? Many thanks!
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And your point is?
I should totally start a search term page! The stuff people search is HILARIOUS … and scary all at the same time!
I’m waiting for someone to search Haiku Caulk Turkey Porn
Haha, I just laugh my ass off at your responses. Haha, why they never hire a spam-comment-bot that actually speaks some sort of correct English? It might prevent them from being marked as spam.
I was having a bad day and then came across my own comment section. I received a SPAM on my “In loving memory” post (Obituary). I saw it late.I felt a little insulted that my first spam was this and that too on my Obituary. The Spammer says and I quote
“my very own first subject of thought by the way is temporary car cover but it surprises me how so many almost invariably intelligent car drivers don’t realise that thoughtless driving is a destroyer of careers.”
You’ve made me see Spam as a source of entertainment!
So glad you think so! A blogger was recently Freshly Pressed for his post that was all answering spam. It’s quite fun. The longer you do this, the more you get. Some of them are hilarious.
My most common search term is ‘swag boy’? I’m not even sure I know what swag is. However my all time favourite search term was ‘wifes gone lesb’ ahhahhaha
If you look on my side bar, under top posts, you’ll see a picture of my dog. Nothing but naked pictures of my free money Lohan dog is my most popular post ever. I seem to get more and more bogus hits for porn related terms. Which is funny, but also kind of sad. I wish I got so many hits because people want to read me. Ha ha. So, I searched myself yesterday. I Googled “free pron”, funny, my top search term isn’t even spelled right, but there it is. Anyhoo, after 10 pages of links, I didn’t even find my blog! So how far do these people scroll through ‘free pron” links before they do see me? And its pretty obvious from the first few lines of the post, which would show up in the search, that there is no real porn to be seen on this post, but yet they continue to click, each and every day. People are weird.
I know, they must scroll for hours. I rarely go past the first page before changing my search. I have searched for myself too! The only one I was successful with was and image search of ‘sad faces of humanity’ and it brought up a picture of my son. LOL. It’s on about the 4th page now. So random.
Do you read Pouring My Art Out? It’s one of my favorite blogs, written by one of my favorite bloggers. He told me he gets tons of hits every day for “famous men with mustaches”. People search for the weirdest stuff, don’t they? Even me, last night I was searching for “play Dark Forces” online. An old Star Wars video game that’s too old to use on my computer. So glad we have the interweb so we can all pursue our wacky interests.